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Kevin The Chicken

Posted by Atilla89 on December 6, 2007

I just received a very clever email about Kevin, enjoy!

Kevin the Chicken

Trevor the farmer was  in the fertilised egg business He had several
hundred young layers (hens),  called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten roosters,
to fertilise the pullets’  eggs.

Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into  the
soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so  he
bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each  bell
had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which  rooster
was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an  efficiency
report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer’s  favourite rooster was Kevin, and a very fine specimen he
was too, but on this  particular morning Trevor noticed Kevin’s bell
hadn’t rung at  all!

Trevor went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing  pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run  for cover but to farmer Trevor’s
amazement, Kevin had his bell in his beak,  so it couldn’t ring.

He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to  the next one.

Trevor was so proud of Kevin, he entered him into the  Brisbane
Exhibition and Kevin became an overnight sensation among the  judges.

The Result?

The judges not only awarded Kevin the No Bell  Piece Prize but they also
awarded him the Pulletsurprise as  well.

Clearly Kevin was a politician in the making: Who else but a  politician
could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards  on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and  screwing
them when they weren’t paying attention.

Do you know a  Pullitician called  Kevin?………….

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One Response to “Kevin The Chicken”

  1. […] Kevin The ChickenBy Atilla89hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to farmer Trevor’s amazement, Kevin had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Trevor was so proud of Kevin, …The Home of Atilla – https://atilla89.wordpress.com […]

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