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Nobel Peace Prize 2007 – Al Gore & IPCC RANT

Posted by Atilla89 on October 22, 2007

As you may have heard it was Al Gore along with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) who got the Nobel Peace Prize. Now, I always thought that the peace prize would go to someone “…who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses.” How does working towards the recognition of Global Warming have anything to do with the reduction of standing armies or promoting peace congresses? I mean if anything the people who deserve this the most in my opinion, without second thought, is the Coalition Forces in both Afghanistan and Iraq. Those are the real people who are working towards peace and building a democracy in those shambles of a country. Those are the people who are routinely routing out terrorists and either killing them or bringing them to justice (which in my opinion to good for them anyway). I mean, many other people in the world have worked much harder for peace. In my opinion the award shouldn’t go to a Swiss Organisation that has nothing to do with nor to an idiot of a former Vice President who released a film/documentary containing 9 errors. Anyway that was my rant for the day. Now to leave you with some funny commentary from Iowahawk and The People’s Cube.

Membership Has Its Privileges


Congratulations! On behalf of the selection committee, I am pleased to announce that you have been named a 2007 recipient of the Nobel Peace Price, in recognition of your tireless efforts to RAISE GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE AWARENESS .

I am also pleased to tell you that as a winner, you have been pre-approved for membership in the Nobel Peace Player’s Club, offering exclusive money-saving benefits available only to laureates like you. Please take a few minutes to look over the enclosed enrollment materials. At only $299.95 per year, I’m sure you’ll agree that membership is a bargain at twice the price! Here are just some of the benefits you’ll receive:

  • A handsome 14-karat gold membership crest badge to display proudly on the grille of your limousine or Gulfstream
  • A framed, hand-calligraphed certificate (add $19.95 for gold leaf)
  • Special Geico group car insurance rates for you and your family
  • Listing in “Who’s Who of Global Salvation” ($49.95 per copy)
  • Great coupons for Olive Garden, P.F. Chang, Six Flags Theme Parks, and more!

Plus, you’ll receive the exclusive Nobel Peace Player’s Club GoldCard entitling you to discount air travel and 5-star hotel accomodations from Kyoto to Darfur. But don’t take our word for it! Listen to these testimonials from some of our current members:

“My career as an international peace activist means lots of air travel — and dealing with pushy Zionists and rude natives. With my Nobel Peace Player’s Club GoldCard, I finally get the respect I deserve – and it makes getting through Gaza airport security a snap!”
Jimmy Carter, 2002 Lareate

“Whether we’re patrolling the Congo, Sudan, or Bosnia, one thing’s for sure — chicks can’t resist a Nobel Peace Prize Player!”
United Nations Peacekeeping Forces, 1988 Winners

“My Players Club GoldCard lets me treat my friends and family to great perks.”
Kofi Annan, 2001 Laureate

“I’m a take-action kind of guy. Whenever I fly to Tehran or Pyongyang, the first thing I pack is my Players GoldCard.”
Mohamed ElBaradei (2005)

“I have to write a lot of honorary doctorate acceptance speeches, and writer’s block can be a problem. With the Player’s GoldCard I got great discounts at!”
Rigoberta Menchu (1992)

“The Player’s Club GoldCard is recognized everywhere — even in hell! I redeemed my Players GoldPoints at Club Satan for an exciting eternity of getting pounded up the ass. Thanks, NobelCo!”
Yasser Arafat (1994)

“Don’t miss the boat like I did, comrade! I forgot to enroll, and now I’m spending eternity pounding Yasser Arafat up the ass.”
Le Duc Tho (1973)

So what are you waiting for, ALBERT GORE JR. ? Enroll today and start enjoing the privileges of membership. Enroll today, and we’ll throw in a deluxe carbon credit package worth $1000!


Ůmläut Ťïldëqvist, Chairman
The Nobel Peace Player’s Club Selection Committee


One Response to “Nobel Peace Prize 2007 – Al Gore & IPCC RANT”

  1. ujaval said

    i am really impressed after saw “an inconvinient truth by algore “.after see this film u realized that unless and untill we are not worried about this issue of globle warming it will leads to destroy our lovely earth.i am also prepared saome posters on global warning and hang them in our auditorium of our college.i am thank full to Mr.albert gore for his great work on glbal warming to prepare the people alert for this big problem on our sweet world.
    patel ujaval.b.
    second year of BE(MECHANICAL)
    A.D.I.T.{NEW V V NAGAR-388121)

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